06.05.08
3

“Are you so excited to come with me?” I asked T-Ko as we got dressed.
“Oh, yeah. Thrilled,” he said dryly. “I’ve been waiting for this day my whole life.”
“You’ll be in a room full of women…”
“Who cares? Their vaginas all look like Glad bags.”
“What?! A glad bag?? Does MY vagina look like a ‘glad bag?'”
“I don’t know. I never see it.”
“Ha ha.” I quickly pull down my pants and flash T-Ko. (Mommy is sassy!)
“Nope. It’s fine,” he says.
“Phew,” I say sarcastically.

Okay. I realize that T-Ko is not the “oooh, can I come with you to Mommy & Me” kind of Daddy, BUT I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm. I mean, I have been taking Baby-Ko to Wacky’s class for 5 months now and a lot of the other daddies have attended before. Not to mention, I was dying for him to meet Wacky and become brainwashed just like me. Usually I return from class and tell him the newest advice that Wacky has given us, (like “under no circumstance, may you take the babies in a public pool”), to which T-Ko always responds “F Wacky.”

“Hmm, what can I do to embarrass you…?” T-Ko said mischievously as we pulled up to class.
“Nothing. Don’t do anything. Just sit and observe.” I said seriously. “I hope your socks don’t have holes in them.”
“What? Why??”
“Because you can’t wear shoes in the class.”
“I hate it already.”

Of course, T-Ko didn’t hate it at all. In fact, I’m pretty sure he enjoyed it. It certainly helped that Wacky was in a cheerful mood and answered all of my annoying questions without any obvious judgement. It also helped that the other mommies encouraged T-Ko to join us during “Happy Feet” (the dance we do at the end of the class with the babies).

There was no way I was going to be able to convince him to join us for lunch afterwards, but at least I got him to come to Wacky’s class and see what hype is all about. Plus, seeing T-Ko dance with Baby-Ko, was enough to keep me happy for a long time… And I’m pretty sure seeing my hoo ha, albeit briefly, and confirming that it does not in fact resemble a Glad trash bag (whatever that means), is enough to keep HIM happy for, well, at least a few days…

FILED UNDER: A Little Life
TELL THE WORLD!

Leave a Comment

Comments

  1. Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
    Can you be more specific about the content of your article? After reading it, I still have some doubts. Hope you can help me.
  2. Saturday, July 12th, 2025
    Thank you, your article surprised me, there is such an excellent point of view. Thank you for sharing, I learned a lot.
  3. Monday, August 4th, 2025
    Your article helped me a lot, is there any more related content? Thanks!