Never having sex again

8:45am. My phone rings. It’s DH. I try to sound like I’m not sleeping, but I am. Baby-Ko was UP for the day at 5am and went down for an early morning  nap. Subsequently, mommy went down for a nap then too.  DH tells me that he has some news he thinks I may want to hear….  MICHAEL BUBLE IS NOW SINGLE.   “Seriously?” I say. “Yes, just heard it. Thought you may get a kick out of that. Sorry I woke you.” “No. That’s okay. This is so exciting.” “I figured you could blog about it.” “Oh, I will. And I’ll also have to figure out what to do about T-Ko,” I joke… Kind of. ...Read More
To: T-KOFrom: DHSent: June 14, 2008 9:51pmSubject: J-Ko’s BlogCAN’T WAIT TO READ J-KO’S BLOG ABOUT HOW SHE MESSED UP AND GAVE YOU A FATHER’S DAY GIFT THAT PLANTED YOU ON THE COUCH MESMERIZED BY ANIMATED SUPER HEROES PLAYING X BOX WHILE YOUR BABY SITS STEWING IN A DUMPY DIAPER*** PROPHETIC. SO yes, like a total schmuck/ sucker, I bought T-Ko an XBox 360 for father’s day. And not just ANY XBox, I bought him the top of the line XBox. (Apparently sales people at Target know how to upsell). He has been talking about this “toy” for months and months AND for months and months I have ignored his ...Read More