SONG: Me not working hard? ...Yea right picture that with a kodak
And better yet, go to times square... Take a picture of me with a kodak...
Jonah: What's Times Square?
Me: An area in New York with lots of buildings and television screens. It's really cool.
Jonah: How cool?
Me: Like one of the coolest places in the world.
Jonah: Do they have casinos?
Me: Nope. No casinos.
SONG: Excuse me... But I might drink a little bit more than I should tonight...And I might take you home with me if I could tonight...
Jonah: Why is he going to drink more tonight?
Me: He's super thirsty. From dancing at the club.
Jonah: What club?
Me: This club.
Jonah: WHAT club????
Me: THIS club. This club that he's singing about. People go there to dance.
Jonah: Can we go there to dance?
Me: It's for adults.
Jonah: How old?
Me: You have to be 21.
Jonah: How about 22?
Me: Even better.
Jonah: Mommy, why is he going to take "a baby" home from the club tonight?
Me: Oh, the baby's mommy couldn't drive. So he's helping.
See... there are some questions I have the answers to. The other stuff... It's a little, well... smokey.
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